Unapproachable

Harrison Bergeron.  Meritocracy and Equity.  Marxism isn't the only answer to Fascism.

Set yourself up in your 20s to have a great time in your 40s

We're all suckers and losers. God didn't give you a secret, so stop trying to save everyone's soul.

Tinker Tailor Data Spy. Zombies make great communists. I almost became a Bollywood star.

America's Heart of Donuts.  Ellen is Saddam.  Healthcare is a scam.  Michelle Obama failed our fat kids.

Herman Cain was not Idi Amin.  Jose Andre is Idi Amin.  Defund Higher Education.  Getting out of the Military.

Masks are an opportunity to accessorize.  What the second amendment is really for.  You're not entitled to get paid to do what you love.

Going against the tribe. Smug liberals shaming Florida. America is not a failed state...yet.

On Being a Fat Kid

Allowing someone to love you.  Millenials killed Cool.  My girlfriend is poisoning me.